Someone who knows probablity please answer

What are the odds of the following occuring in NLHE:

1. Big stack in 6 player after elimination in a 27 player sng (top five win money)

2. In one turn getting AK and going all in vs AA and lose half the stack (blind 300/600 with 50 ante, stacks were around 7000 vs 3000)

3. On the VERY NEXT turn getting AQ and going all in vs AA and lose the rest of the stack and bust out of the money.

Poker gods can be so absolutely merciless sometimes.